I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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