The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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