Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
