Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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