No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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