why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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