Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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