im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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