The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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