I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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