Someone shit on the floor
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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