I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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