Whod you bang
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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