this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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