he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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