Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
