great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
