I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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