You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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