I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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