I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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