i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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