my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
