I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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