Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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