in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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