White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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