Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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