Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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