I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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