Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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