not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Even my vagina gasped.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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