Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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