remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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