you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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