I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
no you cant smoke seaweed
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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