Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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