everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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