I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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