you win again, gameday.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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