it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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