You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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