you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Randomize
