1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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