The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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