i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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