just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
I want to fling myself into the sun
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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