Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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