Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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