I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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