I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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