they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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