Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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