Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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