similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just high enough for therapy.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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