you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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