is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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